In the irrefutably life-altering journey that is living for Christ, I find myself compelled (by both personal joy and scriptural instruction) and eager to tell others about the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Whether said other accept this free love gift or not is not up to me. My primary job and your primary job is to get the message out. I was talking with my friend on facebook the other day, and I came across a profile of a girl I didn’t know. We shared a laugh about an insignificant subject, but things got a little awkward when she told me she wasn’t religious. Things got even more awkward when I explained to her that I wasn’t either. For personal reasons, I will not disclose the person’s name as to not target them for any of the things they typed. So for now, we will call this person “ABC”. WARNING: THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF ADULT CONTENT IN THIS CHAT. LANGUAGE, LEWD REFERENCES, AND INNAPROPRIATE COMMENTS ARE ALL PRESENT. I decided to leave them in because of how real the convo was. Please comment after reading. Thank you.
3 hours ago
12:50am Micah
We’re like the best advice givers in the universe, aren't we?
12:51am ABC
Indeed
Grasshopper
lol
I hope it helped
lol
12:51am Micah
We should go on tour, spreading our unfathomed wisdom to the world
12:51am ABC
LMAO!!
12:51am Micah
lol
12:51am ABC
We’d make BANK!
12:52am Micah
No joke
12:53am ABC
lol
12:53am Micah
Mad bank!
Like more than five dollars in the first day!
12:53am ABC
LMAO!
Im thinkin thousands
12:53am Micah
lol
Me too!
12:53am ABC
Just so you know, before we get into n argument I’m not religious...
I tend to piss people off
12:53am Micah
Neither am I
12:53am ABC
With my non religious views
so I just wanted to let u kno
o
Fasho
I peeped the bible study
N I was like "aw shit"
I’ve been yelled at by old Christian ladies
For saying I didn’t believe in Jesus
And that I don’t vote.....
12:54am Micah
Religious people tend to get caught up in shoving the bible and stuff down people's throats
12:54am ABC
*sighs*
Indeed
12:55am Micah
I’m secure in living my life for God, but I’m not aggressive with my faith. Jus more assertive than anything
12:55am ABC
I see
Well that’s what’s up
12:56am Micah
As far as religious, I know my religion. I’m a Christian. That’s as far as it goes
12:56am ABC
Yeah
I can dig it
12:57am ABC
How do u know (MY FRIEND)?
12:57am Micah
I’m not here to roast anyone, but ABC I won’t hold Christ back from you either. If ever you have any questions about life or Christ, you come talk to me.
12:57am ABC
Ummm thanks
But no thanks
12:58am Micah
she knows one of my friends so we kinda met and now we're friends on facebook
12:58am ABC
nice
nice
I know all I need to know about religion n wat it's done to my people
12:58am Micah
Hey, jus curious, what do you believe, or do you know?
12:58am ABC
I believe in life.
12:59am Micah
Okay
12:59am ABC
then again believe means not to know...
12:59am Micah
not necessarily
12:59am ABC
indeed it does
1:00am Micah
If I have a ball in my hand, and I tell you I do, but you don't believe me, but then I come show you, what does that mean?
1:00am ABC
It’s to accept something as truth.
1:00am Micah
not tryna get religious, jus keepin it real
1:01am ABC
yeah
naw its good
i love talking about stuff like this
it expands my mind
to me it just means that i obviously want to see it for myself
before i agree with u that u have a ball in ur hand
i question everything.
1:02am Micah
well can i just share one thing that will expand your mind, ABC?
1:03am ABC
no doubt
hit me wit ur best shot
1:04am Micah
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross at Calvary about 2000 years ago. the only way to go to heaven and miss a devil's hell, is to ask Jesus to come into your heart and ask him to be your personal Lord and savior.
I live my life believing this
1:04am ABC
haha
sry for laughing
but if i had apenny for everytime somone told me that id be rich
1:05am Micah
and when i die, i will find out if it is true or not
1:05am ABC
n im sorry but there's much more beyond this life besides heaven n hell
1:05am Micah
such as what?
1:05am ABC
such as much more then we're ready to know
and untill we're ready
we never will
people have prayed to somone outside of them selves for to long
1:06am Micah
well, is it okay if i pray for you anyway?
1:06am ABC
lol
1:06am Micah
no seriously
1:06am ABC
do u fear im going to hell or somthing?
i mean, if u feel u need to.
1:07am Micah
the bible says all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, it also says the only way to the father, is through Jesus
1:08am ABC
lol
so u believe everything the bible says?
1:08am Micah
come on
1:08am ABC
the bible was written by a white man
1:08am Micah
yes, of course I do
1:08am ABC
do u honestly think that ur people were praying to jesus back in africa?
before we were captured?
no
i dont think so kunta kente would laugh in ur face
1:08am Micah
i believe in divine inspiration, which means that God gave the man what to write.
1:09am ABC
i see
so...
where is god?
up in the clouds?
1:09am Micah
he's in my heart, and he's also in heaven.
1:10am ABC
with all this technology you'd think smone would have met this mysterious man
1:10am Micah
i know it sounds dumb, to some people, but it makes alot more sense the more i think about it
1:10am ABC
then again im sure if there is a god. he's in another dimension
well. im glad it puts u to sleep at night
knowing that u can sin all you want n then go to church and be saved.
religion was created to mind inslave us
1:11am Micah
well see, thats the thing about faith, its the substance of things hoped for, and the evidence of things not seen.
1:12am ABC
so tell me.
why did they kill my people?
1:12am Micah
if you become a slave to religion, then it can be
who are your people, ABC?
1:13am ABC
the indigenous people
1:13am Micah
you mean like crusades and stuff?
1:13am ABC
"ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS UR SAVIOR OR DIE"
jesus christ was based off the SUN
1:13am Micah
thats people practicing faith by taking scripture out of context
1:14am ABC
watever it is
they got u to believe them
1:14am Micah
just like the spanish inquisition, or when mansa musa was pushing islam over Africa.
1:14am ABC
all religon is bogus
1:15am Micah
no, i don't believe them.
1:15am ABC
and in the end it is wat keeps us from uniting
no one will ever unite because the minute somone brings up religion blood is shed.
1:15am Micah
i believe Jesus was a peace-loving man and was non-violent
1:16am ABC
did u kno him?
tell me, do u kno anything about him?
1:16am Micah
which is why i am bringing you the Gospel of peace, and not shoving my faith down your throat.
1:16am ABC
well thank u, i appreciate that
1:17am Micah
yes, he's in my heart, i can come to him with my problems. I get closer to him by praying, reading my bible and going to church
1:17am ABC
so there's a man living in ur body?
does he help u get A+'s to?
1:17am Micah
he's the best friend you'll ever have, ABC. those nights when you're lonely, he'll be there for you.
1:18am ABC
lol
wow
the last thing i want is a white man in my bedroom at night
1:18am Micah
his spirit lives within me. yep he helps me get straight A's!
1:18am ABC
lol
wow
1:18am Micah
i dunno what color Jesus was
1:18am ABC
im sorry for laughing i just cant help it
1:18am Micah
i understand
1:19am ABC
i was just raised different
the bible is like one big fairytale
i tried reading it
1:19am Micah
couldnt understand?
1:19am ABC
i couldnt do it
no
it just felt like bullshit
im sure there's some truth in it
but you have to read between the lines
1:20am Micah
yeah its a hard read, but once you get into it more, you catch on quickly
1:20am ABC
im sure
1:20am Micah
not really. its straightforward.
1:20am ABC
i kno
1:20am Micah
i'll leave you with this nugget
1:20am ABC
"AND THEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND HE SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, SO IT WAS GOOD"
lol
wtf kinda shit is that
1:21am Micah
yeah
1:21am ABC
and then god created woman from the rib of adam. but every picture of adam there is. there is no scar.
i mean, it says we have periods because we bit the apple first
1:21am Micah
God is the ultimate surgeon!
lol
1:22am ABC
lol
1:22am Micah
cosmetics is nothing without God!
1:22am ABC
honestly. im n alien.
1:22am Micah
An alien?
1:22am ABC
a star being actually
1:23am Micah
do you believe that or are you just saying that?
1:23am ABC
im serious
1:23am Micah
what makes you think that?
1:23am ABC
i kno it
i feel it wen i stare at the stars
1:24am Micah
so why are you here?
1:24am ABC
why are any of us here?
1:24am Micah
why not go back to the sky?
1:24am ABC
to be raise higher conciousness a
and transend into the next dimension
1:25am Micah
because the Lord placed us here
1:25am ABC
no
EERRRRRRRR wrong answer
lol
1:25am Micah
and we don't understand whats in the next dimension, right?
1:26am ABC
nope
1:26am Micah
so until we're ready, we'll be here?
1:26am ABC
indeed
some wont ever make it
because they think that this is it.
1:27am Micah
i believe in the afterlife, but not in another dimension
1:27am ABC
well. the afterlife is in another dimension
wether u like it or not
1:28am Micah
im sorry you think that
1:28am ABC
its here on earth. all around us
im sorry you dont understand
1:28am Micah
this is it for everyone. its appointed to men once to die, after that, the judgement.
1:29am ABC
huh?
so wat does the bible say happens after this?
we jus go live in heaven n watch over the living from the sky
for ever n ever
destined to watch over our family members
wat happens if u dont have kids? or ur n orphane n ur parents dont know here u are. does somone else look out for u?
does god jus sit around n make sure everyone is happy.
n if thas the case why so much blood shed?
1:30am Micah
you arrive at the judgement seat of Christ, and you go to either heaven or hell, depending on whether you accepted Jesus into your heart or not
1:30am ABC
i mean jeez wen do we get to take a fuckin harp lesson
wow
ok
so u could be the greatest person alive. but still got to hell just cause u dont believe in jesus?
1:31am Micah
lol harp lesson
1:31am ABC
wat if you've sinned.....
1:31am Micah
Yep about the greatest person
1:31am ABC
ur whole life
rape, murder, lying, stealing
but you've accepted god
?
why did they kill jesus? cause we sinned? so wat? the deal was if he died. then all our sins will be washed away....
its been years since then.
1:32am Micah
if you ask the Lord to forgive you of your sins, he will forgive you
1:33am ABC
the only person who can forgive u, is urself
1:33am Micah
they killed jesus because they wanted to live their lives the way they wanted to (in sin) and they were destined for hell
so
in doing so. we're saved?
because they killed him?
1:34am Micah
Jesus was the scapegoat that died so that man might live
1:34am ABC
wait wait
but u jus said that man wanted to sin
so they killed jesus
so their sins would be washed?
how does that work?
how does blood shed remove sins?
1:34am Micah
no no no
Jesus died so that man could be saved from hell
man sins all the time
1:35am ABC
and thats ok? because god will forgive them if they ask him to?
LMAO
wow
sounds like a big bunch of lies to me to make man think its ok to sin.
1:36am Micah
not if they continue in sin, see the idea is to NOT sin lol
1:36am ABC
aahhh i see.
so
they killed jesus because they wanted to sin....
and the deal was, if they killed him, their sins would be washed away?
1:37am Micah
ohhh okay, i see where youre hung up
1:37am ABC
lol
the whole thing makes no sense
especially considering jesus is the SUN!
lol
as in the big bright thing in the sky
yeah
put that in ur pipe and smoke it
lol
1:40am Micah
Jesus was sent to earth in the first place to live his life the way God wants us to live our lives on earth. with no sin. he was also sent to die for the sins of man, so that man could have a way back to God after seperation by sinning. Jesus, being the true son of God, died so that man would not have to go to hell when he dies, but so that he can be saved and go to heaven
1:41am ABC
so
why doesnt every go to heaven?
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
1:42am Micah
wow
1:42am ABC
RIP george carlin....
1:43am Micah
well, george carlin went to the judgement seat as well
1:43am ABC
im sure he did.
1:44am Micah
he was funny before he started talking about religion and politics
1:44am ABC
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being.
ol
lol*
watever that fool was hilarious
have u ever seen Zietgiest?
u might get angry. but the first 30 minutes is very enlightening
1:45am Micah
are you saying that life should be all daisies and butterflies?
1:45am ABC
lol
no
wats sunshine without rain
1:46am Micah
i think that a lot of wars started with religion
1:46am ABC
yes
most of them are over religion
or money
greedy old men
who accept jesus in their lives
and wat for them?
do they get to go to heaven?
ur tellling me that all those christians who killed my people get to go to heaven because they accepted jesus into their lives?
1:47am Micah
no
1:48am ABC
so. wat?
all tha stuff they did was in vain?
and they had to go to hell after preaching heaven to everyone?
1:48am Micah
i'm telling you, that those who accepted Christ into their life and are living their life the way Christ did are going to heaven
1:49am ABC
i see.
1:49am Micah
thats why i was asking you to accept Him
1:49am ABC
ah yes
well
first. if there is a god. IT's sexless.
in my opinion.
1:49am Micah
could be
1:49am ABC
could be eh? btu there's no doubt that its a man?
funny...
1:50am Micah
are you a girl star being or a boy star being?
1:50am ABC
LMAO
1:50am Micah
lol
1:50am ABC
thas is a very good question and i'll will be honest with you
there are alot of things i dont kno
1:50am Micah
you don't know?
1:50am ABC
but i'll be damned if i accept somthing into my heart i kno dam well isnt' true
im a ball of light
we all are
everything around us
its all energy
we create out realities
our*
1:52am Micah
well i am here to tell you it is true, and to tell you that i love you (in Christ) and i will pray that you accept him before its too late
1:52am ABC
lol
1:52am Micah
seriously
1:53am ABC
well i hope u raise higher consciousness before the world transcends into the next dimension without you
because it happening
is*
and soon we will pass the point of no return
and all of those who are not ready will parish
1:54am Micah
how do you know there's no return? you said we don't understand yet
1:54am ABC
how do u kno there's a heaven and a hell?
1:54am Micah
because the word of God has no typos
hard read or not
1:55am ABC
lol
oooookkkiiieee ddookkkiiiee then
so wat does he tell u?
wen u talk to him
that everything will be ok and ur going to heaven?
1:56am Micah
nope
he tels me that i should tell people about him
and not be ashamed
he tells me that he loves me
even when i don't love myself
he also tells me that i messed up
1:58am ABC
sounds like he tells that to alot of people
1:58am Micah
and that i should fix situations that i have had a bad hand in
he does
1:58am ABC
i see
I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.
lol
sry i had to post that
lmao
1:59am Micah
and i worship the one who created the sun
1:59am ABC
lol
1:59am Micah
sorry had to post that
1:59am ABC
so god created the entire universe?
1:59am Micah
yep
1:59am ABC
LMAFO!!!
LMFAO*
1:59am Micah
every star boy and star girl lol
1:59am ABC
so....
sike
2:00am Micah
yeah
2:00am ABC
so
2:00am Micah
so
2:00am ABC
how old is god
i mean, he's ur god. u must kno him pretty well
did he ever pass the torch on to jesus?
or is he still running things
2:01am Micah
as old as the beginning of time, more likely older
2:01am ABC
and that was
2:01am Micah
yep he passed the torch in 1 A.D.
2:01am ABC
i mean considering he created it all. he must of told somone wen
and how
1 a.d
lol
i see. so did he create numbers as well
and letters
n was like "yo, yo just so u kno i created u guys in 1 a.d
2:02am Micah
and then in 33 A.D. jesus passed it to the Holy spirit and the three have been running it ever since
2:02am ABC
aha. so there's three men in the sky running our lives
2:02am Micah
but they are all one
2:02am ABC
but their all one?
wtf
2:02am Micah
hard concept, i know
they are known as manifestations
God the father
in heaven
2:03am ABC
ok
so who is god's mother?
i mean
where are the women?
2:03am Micah
no mom
2:03am ABC
haha
ok
2:04am Micah
he was the first
2:04am ABC
so why cant u have children?
like god
i mean u were made in his image
2:04am Micah
what do you mean
?
2:04am ABC
i mean, where did god come from?
he doesnt have a family?
he's just n old lonely man
prolly why he came down here n fucked mary
no women up there
2:05am Micah
He didn't come from something. he was is and will be for ever more
omnipotent
omniscient
2:05am ABC
that makes no sense
2:06am Micah
neither does the sun
where did it come from?
2:07am Micah
hello?
2:08am ABC
yeah
2:08am Micah
can i get my question answered?
2:08am ABC
im not sure where the sun comes from, id be lying if i told u otherwise
2:08am Micah
its cool
2:09am ABC
but i do kno it provides us with wat we need
and without it we prolly would not survive
2:09am Micah
and God put it there for that purpose
2:09am ABC
right on
but wat if ur wrong
2:10am Micah
then i'm wrong
but what if i'm right?
2:10am ABC
then i guess im going to hell
2:11am Micah
why would i spend my time typing all this if i didnt believ this in my heart?
but you don't have to
2:11am ABC
but i dont care.
nore do i believe in heaven or hell
2:11am Micah
i don't want you to go to hell, ABC.
2:12am ABC
lol
im not
2:12am Micah
for real
you're a cool person
2:12am ABC
im not from here
2:12am Micah
i know
2:12am ABC
there for my destiny is much different
if what i kno in my heart is right then i shall reach high consciousness and i will transcend into the next dimension
2:13am Micah
and if not?
what if you're wrong?
2:14am ABC
like i said.
then i guess im finna be kicken it in hell
for eternity
burning
in the fire
posted
at least i'll have a light for my blunts.
2:14am Micah
with gasoline drawls
2:14am ABC
n i love to cook.
indeed
bring on the demons
im not scared of death.
2:15am Micah
but i'd hate for you to go to hell jus because you were wrong
me either
cuz i know where i'm going
2:15am ABC
well thats lovely
2:15am Micah
quite
2:15am ABC
i hope u get everything you've ever hoped for
harp lessons and all
2:16am Micah
lol
2:18am Micah
God bless, you, ABC. I really got a chance to do a lot of thinking about my beliefs and you gave me a chance to really evaluate my faith (even gave me a few pointers there) i plan to talk to you more in the future. possibly because we have such good advice, or possibly to save your soul, but def more, but i have a music appreciation test due tommorow and i will never get it done if i don't start.
2:18am ABC
no doubt
2:18am Micah
and please don't forget to think about it, at least, please?
2:18am ABC
nice talking to u as welll
my soul needs no saving thank u
2:19am Micah
you can always reach me here. im up here all the time
2:19am ABC
no doubt
2:19am Micah
goodnight
2:19am ABC
good luck on ur test
2:19am Micah
*good morning
2:19am ABC
u finna ACE it
2:19am Micah
i don't need luck lol
2:19am ABC
lol
2:19am Micah
Just Jesus
2:19am ABC
*sighs
right on
2:19am Micah
*lol
